look at sam’s email inbox, guys:
he has a subscription to mythology weekly !!! *U* (scandinavian folklore!)
HE ACTUALLY SUBSCRIBES TO MYTHOLOGY STUFF. like, it’s canon. I AM CRYING ABOUT IT
and he subscribes to a road food digest thing
p l s
i looked for it and…
Bahahahahahahahaha
dead
someone throw me in a ditch jfc
Well now…
(via a-weeping-angel-just)
mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump, via iminshock-look-ivegotablanket)
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
ok sherlockians. 1…2…3… DEDUCE
(Source: lastpageatend, via iminshock-look-ivegotablanket)
she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
(via milesjai)
(Source: yocalio, via a-weeping-angel-just)
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
(via a-weeping-angel-just)
